Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

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Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"

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Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

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Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!