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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

What do you call a pirate from Ireland??

Arrrish

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?

COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents