Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

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What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

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How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.