Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

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What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.