What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

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How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

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What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.