What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

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What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

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What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

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Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

What is Vladimir's computer always doing?

ComPutin