What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

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What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

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Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin