What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

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How was the sound quality of Shrek's musical keyboard?

Nothing special, it was just MIDI-Ogre

Who is Shrek's favorite basketball player?

Shrekquille O'Neal I'm sorry

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What do kings call musical chairs?

A game of thrones.

How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop