What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

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Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

What is Shrek's favorite book?

Don-key xote

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Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet?

YouTuberculosis.

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Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.