What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

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Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive