What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.