What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

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What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee