What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

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What does a nerd and a bad baseball player have in common?

They both can't get to first base!

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

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What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

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What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.