What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.