What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.