What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

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Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

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Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade