Tennish Jokes

When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

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When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

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When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

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What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What type music should you practice before doing something dangerous?

Safety measures.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

Why aren't there many dead baby jokes anymore?

They don't age well.