What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

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Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

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What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.