What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

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What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

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He fell out of the tree.

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Calculator!

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU