What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

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How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

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What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!