What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?

A brick-layer !

What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.