What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

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Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

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What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy?

A rottweiller.

Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

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What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.