What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

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What rock group has 4 men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

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How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.