Neighborhood Jokes

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

What do tornados and black people have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

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How are black people similar to tornadoes?

They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

What do black people and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

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How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

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What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."