Topologist Jokes

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do tornados and black people have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood

How are black people similar to tornadoes?

They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

What thinks the unthinkable?

An itheberg.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.