Topologist Jokes

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the fastest cake in the world?

Scone.

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive?

Because white space matters. hehee

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?

A dry martinez.

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.