Topologist Jokes

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

What do, you call a handicapped person with a, vasectomy?

A seedless, vegetable.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.