What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

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Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy