What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

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Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

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Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

What do, you call a handicapped person with a, vasectomy?

A seedless, vegetable.