What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?

either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

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Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

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What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer