What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.