What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

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Reservations.

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.