What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted

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What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner?

The cold shoulder

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.