Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!
Because they use "net" profits
The Inter-nyet.
They both have wings, except for the elephant.
Roast turkey !
Censo-red.
China!
Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.
Because two wongs don't make a white
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.