Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!
A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)
A Khalculator
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There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.
Con-grab-ur-asians!!
Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.
he says "wong"
A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.
Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.