Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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What do you call a fly without wings?

Paste unoriginal joke here)

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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What is China's favorite ice cream flavor?

Licorice

What's your favorite city in China?

Taiwan

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Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

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Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.