Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells?

He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?

Iran

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What do you call a religious cow in the Middle East?

A Moooooslim!!