Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

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What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.