Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.

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What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.