Flock Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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PUNCH!

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Show me your brews!"

Seagulls Jokes More Seagulls Jokes

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

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Lets get right into the noose.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

What country do I live?

Iran

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What's gray and can't fly?

A parking lot.

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East