Flock Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

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Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Rap Jokes More Rap Jokes

What do you call a girl that raps about women rights?

Feminem.

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down?

A: Pluck a duck.

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!