Seagulls Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

What's the Italian version of Preparation-H?

Innuend-O

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.