Seagulls Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do you call a research facility in the middle east?

Darpa Darpa

What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How long does 8 sleep for?

Forever.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.