Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

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Whats long black and stinky?

the unemployment line.

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

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How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

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What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

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Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.