Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

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Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

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Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.