Car Windshield Jokes

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

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Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

Exit Jokes More Exit Jokes

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills