Car Windshield Jokes

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

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Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

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Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

How do you confuse an asian?

Put a steering wheel in front of them

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What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

A: Lawn chair.

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!