What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

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What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."