What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

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What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

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What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."