Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)
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Because the head is so high up.
Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!
Because their heads are so far from their bodies.
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Laying mantises.
Because they Pac-12 of everything
For the watch.
Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!
Cause he's dead.
Damn it!
They are the path of leaf resistance.
Because it has a turd in it.
Kermit the frog's finger
Because it sticks to itself.
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
A long necked toothbrush.
BMWs have the pricks on the inside!
No Biggie.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
