Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Giraffe Neck Jokes More Giraffe Neck Jokes

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.