Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

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How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.