What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

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What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"