What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

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What is black and white and black and white and black and white?

A nun falling down stairs

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!