What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

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How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

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They sue Kabul Yacht.

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.