What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

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Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.