How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

Who's there ! Bernie ! Bernie who ?

Bernie bridges !

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them