What's the difference between U and I?

J

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What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.