Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

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How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

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Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

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What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry."

What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

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What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.