Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive?

Because white space matters. hehee

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What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

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Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

M'drid

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

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Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker