Beta Blocker Jokes

What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

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Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

What's a Neckbeards' favourite colour?

M'genta

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!"

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!