Beta Blocker Jokes

What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

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Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

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Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

What's a Neckbeards' favourite colour?

M'genta

Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

M'drid

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.