What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

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What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.