What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

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Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

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What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff