How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

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What do you call a child molesting know-it-all?

A wikipediaphile

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary?

A joint venture.

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

Where does a one-legged woman work?

What's her name? Eileen If she's Asian what's her name? Irene /goingtohellforthis