How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

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How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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What rock group has four guys and no singers?

Mt. Rushmore! Happy presidents day!

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

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What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

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Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.