How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Why did everyone hate the shoe company?

It had no soul.

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How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.