How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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How can you tell the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called a teethbrush.

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

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Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

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Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

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How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.