Bill Wither Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

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How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

Soul Singer Jokes More Soul Singer Jokes

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

Summon Jokes More Summon Jokes

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

What do you call a black man that summons the dead?

A Nergomancer

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.