Soul Singer Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

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Redhead Jokes More Redhead Jokes

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.

R&B Jokes More R&B Jokes

Why aren't redheads very good R&B singers?

Because they have no soul

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

How do you get down from an aerial ladder?

A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

Bill Withers Jokes More Bill Withers Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do trees get online?

They just log in...

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill Wither Jokes More Bill Wither Jokes

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.