What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

What do you call Oprah on drugs?

Doprah

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How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

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What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...