What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

What happened to drugs, kids?

We still have drugs!

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Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!