What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...