Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.

Whats the most popular breakfast food in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

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Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

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What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry

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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.