Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession

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What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

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Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.