Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

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Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

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What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"