How do you make a German cry?

Show them their gas bill

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What do you call an ill-tempered German?

A sour kraut.

How do you say Vaseline in German?

Vienerslidein

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How do you make a German cry?

Show them their gas bill

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.