Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.