Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular?

This post.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.