What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut