What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

Why are blind people bad at programming?

Because they can't C

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!