What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

T Jokes More T Jokes

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

nothing

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie?

Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid.

What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter?

You'd think its R but it's actually the C

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!