What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

End Jokes More End Jokes

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist?

Front-end

N Jokes More N Jokes

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge."

T Jokes More T Jokes

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

nothing

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What do u call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

nothing

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.