What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

T Jokes More T Jokes

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's your best Pirate Joke?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!

What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.