What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls