What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

T Jokes More T Jokes

What's Mr. T's favorite band?

the Foo Fighters

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy