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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How did Feminism start?

With an unlocked kitchen door

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

End Jokes More End Jokes

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

N Jokes More N Jokes

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

T Jokes More T Jokes

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!