A coconut!
Carve a turkey
Because they knead dough.
She wanted to buy an algae bra.
A howler monkey.
They're not infallible
the Foo Fighters
Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'
A: The Outside.
The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine
Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.
A baby in the oven.
Because he was always below a C
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
A Coconut.
A coconut.
She kept wetting the bed.
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
dead walkers
The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy