How do computers learn to read?

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What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

What is cosmetics?

ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.